Posted by Cher Martinetti on May 16th. Tucked in between the drugs, violence, and more drugs and violence, are little pearls of profanity-laced wisdom. Here are 5 quotes that can change your life. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

The world, chico, and everything in it. And wear a stupid hat. The man was deep like a puddle. Posted by Ben Cochran on June 21st. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator? Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.

Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy. How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together? We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago.

It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire.

Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet.

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No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya? Posted by Ben Cochran on June 15th Photo Credit: There are so many things we could say about Die Hard.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity. Because every dad needs a signature move. It can be hard for dads to express gratitude.

Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal. The image speaks for itself. The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list.

But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult. What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads. Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Posted by Ben Cochran on June 9th Photo Credit: Everett Collection, GIFs via Giphy.

That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities , musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion.

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Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today. The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism — even in the face of humiliating self-awareness — basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement. OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. If you played an instrument specifically, electric violin , and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.

A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association. Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer.

In other words, a total groundbreaker. Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he in a sequel leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds. Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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Janice and Jeffrey Pat and Karen! Hard Out Comedy From The Closet Janice and Jeffrey Available Now On IFC's Comedy Crib Posted by Ben Cochran on June 21st. Comedy Crib Hummus Janice and Jeffrey LGBT Matteo Lane Mollie Merkel Pride. Die Hard Dads Inspiration For Die Hard Dads Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long Posted by Ben Cochran on June 15th Photo Credit: Alan Rickman Bruce Willis Die Hard Father's Day.

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